vulva-print

the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each vulva-print.

The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her vulva-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the vulva-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

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vulva jog

sexually stimulating a girl but not caring to stick around and see her finish.

I wanted to go to the gym, so I just vulva jogged her.

by cocoapastry June 8, 2013

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The Vulcan

Closely related to the shocker. Insertion of the pointer and middle fingers in the vagina and insertion of the ring and pinky fingers in the anus.

I was giving her the shocker but she wanted more, so I stuck my ring finger in her butt and gave her the vulcan.

Vulcanize that ho!

by bruno funkyzeit October 27, 2008

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Vulcan Blowjob

When a male is having fellatio performed upon himself, he holds his partner's head in the mind-meld position. If successful he will learn if his partner is grateful for the gift he is giving them.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Turns out she's a keeper.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Aparantly I shouldn't eat asparagus.

by AtomicPenguinCatcher October 18, 2010

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vulcan snorkel

a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....

Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.

by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008

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