vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.

"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."

by lindsey butts January 19, 2009

vertically challenged

Very short.

Why are you vertically challenged??

by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

verbocrity

possessing only a mediocre, ordinary, or inferior ability to express something in words.

written or spoken words devoid of emotion or style.

Her verbocrity was mind numbing, so I quit reading her Facebook messages.

by laura thomas October 24, 2008

vertical refreshment

Sex at the video arcade: ie standing up because the booth is too small for otherwise. After a published Civil War soldier's letter referring to "horizontal refreshment".

I'm goin' out for some vertical refreshment. See ya.

by bornpetrified July 29, 2009

verticaly challenged

When a midget has trouble having sex with a normal sized person

Poor little guy that girl wants to give him some pussy but he cant hit it hes verticaly challenged

by Ronin 007 February 13, 2014

vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.

Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.

by mayonasio October 11, 2014

Vertical Pocket

A slang term for vagina.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.

by Whoopdeedo December 4, 2014