samus.co.uk

a site that knows nothing but flaming and insults. They have a moderating team that abuses their powers grossly and a crappy IRC channel that talks of nothing but penises.

<someone> Do you like Full Metal Alchemist?

<a random person> I LOVE YOUR PENIS! LOLROFL!

samus.co.uk by anonymous March 30, 2005

Douche (UK Version) 

1. Any person who dresses, talks, behaves, sleeps,eats, watches, carries their iphone in their hand,
Wearing a hat halfway on their skull and generally exists to be like Zac Effron (uberdouche god of douchebagness)

2. Any person who wears Hollister, abercrombie and fitch and walks around
Westfield shopping center with the bags in their hands.

3. Anyone with the name Jedd, zac, toby, ed, James, anastasia, isobel, timothy
Freddie, Tom and Harry.

4. Anyone who still calls hood guys chavs.

5. Starbucks drink, iphone, tight v neck tee, skinny jeans, converses, cap halfway back from your head,
Speak with an english accent, listen to indie.

"Did you see that couple wearing abercrombie and hollister walking around westfields with iphones and starbucks drinks?"

"Yeah, what a pair of douche (uk version) !"

Douche (UK Version) by king s ldn dfam September 5, 2009

Boston, UK 

Crap-arse town on the east coast of Great Britain. Original Boston of which Boston americans stole cause we imprisoned their pilgrim fathers in Boston prison.
Devoooo to fake bostonians

General Dickwank: Hey, British kid, where are you from?
Awesomeness Bostonian: I'm from Boston
General Dickwank: Isn't that in america (*sniggers*)
Awesomeness Bostonian: No, dickwank, that is the second Boston, the original Boston (Boston, UK) is in England and hence Boston, MA was named after our town, THAT'S how good it is
General Dickwank: Damn, i guess i'm gay then

Boston, UK by Awesomeness Bostonian February 24, 2009

PCGF_UK 

A place full of strange people; fat boys, scrawny boys, webcam fanatics, left-wing politicians, elitists, spammers from Xiangville, trolls from Fuckwits Town, blue virgins, utter bastards who are up themselves, an endangered number of girls, usermods who rule the whole damn place except Private Messages.

Oh, and a couple of nice guys. Apart all of that above, it's a nice-ish place to spend a little free time. A bit like a tough Council estate at times - earn your own respect.

"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKWIT"

"Don't be a twat"

"Shithead"

"Meh"

"Console X is greater than Console Y. Console Z however, sucks shit"

"Can I bum you?"

"Please don't spam the Say Hello thread"

"Name That Tune"

PCGF_UK by Dude! March 25, 2005

street posh (stoosh) (UK)

adj. street posh Otherwise known as STOOSH ,Like bling .A person is stoosh when they drive a souped up car, i.e. not a rolls royce (thats just posh) Stoosh is taken but Street Posh is a correct UK usage of the word.

Dave looks stoosh in his bling and ting. street posh (stoosh) (UK)

street posh (stoosh) (UK) by stevedanger October 13, 2006

Connor (UK) 

Usually a tall, Blonde/Brown haired individual who wears glasses and listens to old school rap such as Eminem or Tupac. He is a narcissistic fellow, who tends to flex and brag about their intelligence even though they are not that smart. Boasting is one of their favourite things to do, because they are insecure and lack self-confidence, and are desperately begging for self- validation. He will believe himself to be smart and manipulative, but this often backfires as his friends and others can see right through his lies.

Connor (UK): "That was Perplexing....... Do you know what that word means?"

Person: "Oh yeah i do actually it mea-

Connor : Lemme tell you what that words means because i'm quite SMART you see-

Connor (UK) by Ek em legion September 7, 2020

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