When you get so high that you get knocked out or the spins (dizzy). One of your eyes may looked bruised and swollen shut, just like if you were to get punched by Mike Tyson.
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4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011
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Tysun is also known as totally ty ty. He is probably brown but says he’s black. His wanker is very very very very long (20-25 inches) but skinny like a pencil. He probably does nothing in life except for post stupid things on his snap story such as: who wanna scoop or vaping videos in the school bathroom. He wears the same jacket everyday cause he thinks it’s deezed.
Tysun is also known as totally ty ty. He is probably brown but says he’s black. His wanker is very very very very long (20-25 inches) but skinny like a pencil. He probably does nothing in life except for post stupid things on his snap story such as: who wanna scoop or vaping videos in the school bathroom. He wears the same jacket everyday cause he thinks it’s deezed.
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by TCS80 June 21, 2022
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yeah I think I just saw her go into the bathroom stall
that's so classic! she must be back on the bag
yeah, defintely! She's always either mixing or getting absolutely mental on the cocaine, lets see if we can get a bump when she's back.
Do you think she can get us guest list to the club tonight?
For sure man!
Sweet! Here she comes, should I ask or can you?
yeah I think I just saw her go into the bathroom stall
that's so classic! she must be back on the bag
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Do you think she can get us guest list to the club tonight?
For sure man!
Sweet! Here she comes, should I ask or can you?
by partiboi68 December 4, 2022
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