timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004

Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!

by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

timberwolves

The sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudsen, Ervin Johnson, Mad Dog Mark Madsen, the Candy Man Michael Olowokandi, the Mayor Fred Hoiberg, and welcome to Walley's World with Wally Szczerbiak; and we got the big three: Sam Cassell, Latrell Sprewell Spree, and The Kid, The Big Ticket, and reigning MVP, Kevin Garnett.

The Minneosta Timberwolves are going to be the best damn basketball team ever.

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

justin timberlake

White version of Usher

Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.

by azim March 12, 2005

Tambergler

Tambergler is the fourth and final stage of a name transition that started in junior high. Long story short, it sounds like the McDonald's character the hamburglar and it fuses with parts of my name. Also it goes under the catagory fucking awesome

Hey look! It's the Tambergler *and the thumbs go up*

by Tambergler March 5, 2005

Timberwolf

(N.) A store associate who likes to handle wood, or works in a wood related field. he's always on the prowl for sexy beasts to mate with in the building, and often uses the guise of requesting a broom to bring the rest of his pack in for the action.

Look at Krieger stalking that hottie, what a Timberwolf!

by GBOXBCOPYTHAT February 25, 2010

Timber

A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast

Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2017