twit-feed 

Your (or someone else's) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless shit.

Shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service's users.

"What the hell is with this fucking traffic?"
"Maybe the twit-feed will answer this!"

twit-feed by kidra July 9, 2012

Twit POTUS 

A DEROGATORY title to any idiot POTUS who can only speak in uniteligable, disjointed and rambling lingo.

Donald Trump is the twit POTUS who has determined to communicate with our wonderful country and the rest of the world via a medium he uses to spread lies, hate and fearmongering.

Twit POTUS by LarYungmann November 19, 2018

twit-twat

A person who spraypaints anti- or pro- twatter slogans.

First, he began his campaign, by crude stenciled slogans which criticized the corporeal, socialists He found willing users to twit-twat on the brick and mortar facies of local cloud fame.

twit-twat by roil2l March 19, 2014

twit face account 

Noun. A social networking site account which is usually signed up to by people who don't undertand the consequences of using social networking. eg, posting photos of themselves drunk which could potentially prevent them getting a job.

I'm not signing up to a twit face account. I don't want my details going around the world.

twit face account by babooshka_uk August 16, 2011

twit bot 

A robot or bot that tweets random things on Twitter without purpose or reason. Those who engage in the practice are usually twits.

This annoying twit bot is plugging up my Twitter feed with nonsense.

twit bot by rockefellafilly January 2, 2016

twit of the first water 

An idiot, particularly when refering to the total uselessness of the male species.

Example - "Don't worry about him. He's an enormous twit of the first water."

twit of the first water by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

twit-twat

A twit-twat is someone who insists on using his or her smartphone or any Internet device to look up information on whatever is being discussed, no matter how trivial or casual the subject matter is.

The word can also be used as a verb, such as when someone posts meaningless and trivial information online and insists on telling someone about it.

As a noun

Person 1: Do you remember who the lead singer of Enigma is?
Person 2: Hang on, let me check Wikipedia.
Person 1: You're such a twit-twat.

As a verb

Person 1: Did you guys check out that awesome commercial I just twit-twatted on Facebook?
Person 2: *sigh*

twit-twat by DBReed February 16, 2010