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Twelve

A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".
"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."
by CringyKrypton June 4, 2018
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twelve

the age of most children who play fortnite
Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!
by dufixuonsfos February 16, 2019
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Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.
by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023
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Twelve

Yet another age that everyone think sucks but is actually fine. I mean, every age can “suck” because aging means living and living is pain.
Random person: Being twelve sucked.
Random person: Well, I actually think being 56 is way worse.
by I like Hot Pockets May 5, 2021
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Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis
"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!
by WNGSPAN April 1, 2019
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a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.
Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight
by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018
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