Twanger

A synonym for cooter that one yells out when crossing paths with an HB.

*HB walks by*
C: Damn B, look at that twanger!
B: Twangaaahhh!

by Reference K22 December 16, 2008

Twanked

This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!

Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.

Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!

Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....

by OldUncleMe August 7, 2009

twaker

a Twaker is the cross between a tweaker (person on crack) and a cracker (pretty much just a cracker i can't explain)
so a twaker is what you call people when they are acting really stupid or just need to be called a name and that is when you use this wonderful word

T-wack-er

your friend says, i want celery

you say your a twaker!

by yeeeee thats meee February 19, 2010

twinker

A not-so-delectable mixture of twinkies and chowder, sometimes mistaken as chowdie

My girlfriend is supa pissed 'cause I packed twinkers for our picnic. Why doesn't anyone else like them??

by Julius Awesome May 9, 2011

twacker

A mix between cracker & tweaker.

When the fuck are those twackers gonna go to sleep!!!!

by Ashley June 18, 2006

Electric Twanger

the art of inserting one or more surge protectors into a females vaginal orifice stimulating the clitoris and pluging it in therefore zappin the bitch!!!!

i gave that bitch the electric twanger now shes dead

by Holbrook October 18, 2004

twacker

somebody who is a little out of touch with reality.

you are a twacker

by buddy May 8, 2003