Twat Tight

When 2 or more females start hanging out too much and begin cycling together. Therefore, wrecking everyones lives around them.

Dude your girlfriend is being a bitch lately. Shes becoming twat tight with that whore we know.

by JamesBong aka Agent 00420 September 1, 2010

twakstar

A person who smokes methamphetamine everyday.

Sounds like the word "trackstar"

"Hey guys, that twakstar is smoking methamphetamine."

by OxTxTxO December 19, 2008

Twat Chops

Forceful hand attacks toward a woman's twat to force her into submission when being disobedient.

My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"

by ladrater October 18, 2010

tuna twat

1. a vagina that smells like tuna or fish
2. a smelly cunt

"tara has the worse case of tuna twat"

by Criz April 8, 2004

twat voice messages

The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.

Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.

David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.

Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!

David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!

by John Feed August 17, 2011

Twat Earl

Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.

Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"

Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!

by Orlando Prestidge and Matt Lund January 23, 2008

twatcopter

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

by WordTournament May 4, 2009