Most notably found in wave pools at water parks, they are pieces of excrement floating in public waters. It is not known where they come from, but based on size and density they most likely come from toddlers, wearing diapers not meant for use in turbulent waters. They may also be a rare find in lazy rivers.
by Noblegangsta83 June 2, 2010
Get the Rogue Turd mug.A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets.
I unscrewed the plunger handle and used it as a turd-breaker. I ate a whole pizza last night, so there was no way that chunk would flush on its own.
by annoyedcitizen October 24, 2008
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by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Get the turd dust mug.After a bad break up, to take a huge shit in your lover's toilet & not flush just before abruptly moving out when they're not home.
Jack: "Man, Lisa moved out when I was at work last night. I know I cheated on her but she didn't have to get all 'revenge of the turd on my ass'. Took me 3 flushes! It's on now!"
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Get the NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY mug.When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"
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