Baby Toucher

A person who places his/her fingers where babies make bathroom fun.

1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens

by D Money October 22, 2003

mutha trucker

"mutha trucker" is a bleeped out version of mother fucker.

Guy 1:"Who broke my car window?"
Guy 2:"Johnny"
Guy 1:"That stupid ass mutha trucker"
Guy 2:"We better jump him"

by Alana K November 7, 2007

Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 10, 2015

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

trucker

1)one who drives a truck

2)the coolest people in the world

truckers rock. see cluck U chicken.

by futuretrucker January 24, 2005

touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.

It's all right Allison, she's touched.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

soul toucher

1. To fuck a person's body and mind so good their soul belongs to you.

2. To treat some one so good physically and mentally to the point they adore you. Some people put themselves, friends even their kids second to you because you brought them happiness. Though be careful, a weak mofo may kill you or themselves once they learn you're just using them for your own satifactions.

Guy 1: Hey man we kind of hungry and low on money.

Guy 2: No biggie I'll call Kim over to bring some food over to us.

Guy1: You got it like that!

Guy 2: Hell yeah I touched that bitch soul. Their ain't nothing I can do to lose that. Her soul belongs to me, she ain't going no where.

Guy 1: Man I gotta be a soul toucher like you G.

by DragonFly Jones October 21, 2009