Tracking My Package

When a lady wants your cock in her life

"She keeps asking if i am single and what i do after work, she's really tracking my package"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 13, 2013

reaching for corn

when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible

Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Bunny Tracking

The act of digging through a tub of ice cream, usually with one's finger or the same fork, eating only the good parts and a scant amount of ice cream. This often results in extreme double-dipping.

Sarah opened the freezer to find a fresh tub of Breyer's Blasts Reese's cup Ice cream. Using her finger, she began bunny tracking the whole carton, leaving one lonely piece of Reese's.

by Micskillz September 12, 2012

shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands

Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight

by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015

binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.

Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.

by ignateuswhittley November 5, 2020

Black tracking

The act of driving around and intentionally leaving burnout marks, doing a burn out.

Ben: Hey Dave, what you doing tonight?

Dave: oh nothing much, probably just black tracking the back streets later.

by Steve1928 August 21, 2022

Trick and treating

Having sex with both trick or treat, either individually or in a three way

Hey dude, I finally went trick and treating

by The man who sold the world January 16, 2015