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toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.
She tossed me off last night..
by Simon January 5, 2004
mugGet the toss offmug.

toss andrews

Phrasal Verb. The spam or undesired data (music, pictures, etc.) sent from one Zune device to another anonymously.
"I hate when people start tossing andrews at my device"
"Do every jackass has to toss andrews at my device with their favourite bands?! Geez!"
by Z Master October 24, 2006
mugGet the toss andrewsmug.

give a toss

to be unconcerned; not care
hey Mark I saw your girlfriend dancing wif some guy last night at da club.

Mark,I don't give a toss
by Atheer May 24, 2007
mugGet the give a tossmug.

toss a rope

Long, continuous (unbroken) string(s) of male ejaculate as it is pumped from the male penis during climax-- thereby giving the impression of a white piece of rope.

Sometimes known as "hot ropes" or, "The ropes."

Not to be confused with the 'normal' male ejaculation of small "globs" of seminal fluid. To "Toss a Rope" is not a commonplace occurrance, and is generally associated with an intense and powerful orgasm. An above average climax might contain two or three good-sized "ropes." Experts advise abstaining from sex for 24-48 hours to build an above average "load" to create a scenario whereby one could, "Toss a Rope." Because of the intensity of the orgasm (and build-up of cum), "ropes" normallly travel greater distances than the average ejaculation-- thereby creating the opportunity to "Toss a Rope.
"I have such a back-up of cum in my balls, I know I'm really gonna toss a rope tonight."

"Man, I came hard! I tossed a rope right across the bridge of her nose!"

"dude... I hadn't fucked my girl in two days... so when I finally fuck'in came, I pulled out and tossed a rope across her belly. There was jizz everywhere!"
by lajonc October 6, 2006
mugGet the toss a ropemug.

toss piece

1. Those jazz mags and that lube sure make great toss pieces
2. Good sir, whilst I respect your right to possess and express your opinion, it should be noted that you are in fact a useless toss piece.
by Kenny Evil June 1, 2006
mugGet the toss piecemug.

Toss Bag

Technically a used condom. Used for anyone who is less useful than the space they take up on this planet.
Damn it Jerry, you're such a Toss Bag.
by Trez135 November 12, 2005
mugGet the Toss Bagmug.

midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.
COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!
by bt February 20, 2003
mugGet the midget tossmug.

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