table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

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high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

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The end all be all phrase to reject, insult, forget, forgive.

Having the best day of your life needs to be topped off by looking at your boss, flipping him off and saying "cut toppin boul off" with a crass smile. Having the worst day of your life needs the same thing. No boos to flip off? Flip your dog off. Cut toppin boul off! #CTBO

Michelle Obama: Look at that youngslut on the grassy knoll sweetheart.

Barack Obama: Cut toppin boul off.

by A4VARMYzodiDEXravMarvin 2011 November 1, 2011

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mountain topped

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart

Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed

by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011

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