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housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!
by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008
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topper

A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.
Danielle is a topper, you should take her to prom if you want to get your dick wet.
by DJ D-Ret October 23, 2006
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Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.
Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.
by Grover114 October 12, 2011
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Topper

Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.
"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"
by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010
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topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.
Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.
by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011
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Toppers

Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.
by nicola95 May 24, 2011
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Topper

A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.
My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.
by Neon Deon February 23, 2014
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