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Dirty Thompson

When you're getting a blowjob, you cut a wet one and keep going like nothing happened. (Cousin of the Dirty Chris)
After eating 12 Tijuana tacos my friend got himself a hooker and gave her a Dirty Thompson.
by omar619 October 3, 2006
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Tompouce

Oh, he just stuck his finger in my tompouce
by shmeedle May 2, 2019
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Related Words
TOOMP toompy toop thompson TOOMA toomey Thoomp toom tooping Toomer

Mrs thompson

The myth, the legend, mrs thompson. Ooooh boy. Where should I start? Mrs Thompson will not tolerate mischievous kids and if you're sleeping or being sassy with her or maybe even if you were right she will throw the book at your face. Oh and she has a masters degree. Now with Mrs Thompson she is never wrong. You are never right. she teaches the skills that we will learn in college and high school but I have yet to use the skills. Oh and she has a masters degree. Her armpit stains and camel toes will not stop her from making your life hell. Oh did I already tell u she has a masters degree?! Hahaha ok
"Mrs Thompson has a masters degree"
by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019
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toomey

That movie was so toomey.
by Chudge January 11, 2008
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Tompile

something you can't explain or make any sense of. you can't explain heaven so your tompiled , you can't explain death but your thinking wtf it is so your tompiling
What were you doing?
I was tompiling
Whats that?
The verb form of Tompile
by tompileeeddd December 12, 2010
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Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.
The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.
by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003
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tooping

to text while pooping
Jessica: "Chris! what are you doing in there?!"
Chris:"im tooping!! go away!!"
by Tamali's!! May 12, 2009
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