tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat

"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"

by yoindiindi February 11, 2017

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 24, 2021

Tonsil Cheese

That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.

I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.

by Donk McStuffins June 9, 2021

Furry Tonsils

Noun: Male genitalia, nuts, balls, testicles.

"Hey babe, come over here and lick my furry tonsils."

by Gronkobopple May 25, 2022

Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

by Nerdboy1982! October 24, 2019

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017

Tonsil Titties

when a girl gets hard nipples when she has tonsillitis

“damn livis nipples are so hard. she must have tonsil titties”

by Sheniqua Muckmed January 23, 2022