Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND
“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
Get the Tonsil hockeymug. What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.
Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Get the nice tonsilsmug. Tonsil~Teaser: The feeling of great satisfaction and instant stiffness when someone takes the whole cock in their mouth without tapping out!
How about you come over here and take my whole cock in your mouth like the tonsil~teaser champ that you are?
by Str8sexychk February 17, 2023
Get the Tonsil~Teasermug. by Dascomputra March 7, 2015
Get the tonsil stainmug. When you touch the back of the throat with the head of the penile region. Sometimes balls can go this deep too. Not to be confused with tonsil teasing. There is a hair or two getting stuck in there.
by Mr Moped 1979 January 31, 2025
Get the Tonsil Deepmug. 
by sconniegirl October 22, 2010
Get the Trouser Tonsilsmug.