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Keep It Together 

A phrase uttered when a person(s) is trying extremely hard to not laugh at an inappropriate time.
DoritoBag!Wildcat: *Turns around, making the sound of a crinkling bag of doritos as he does so*

*Everyone else absolutely loses it*

(Attempt 2)

*Wildcat does the same thing as before*

Wildcat: ALRIGHT MEN! We've been stuck on this god forsaken planet... *shakes bag* FOR FAR TOO LONG!

*Vanoss starts snickering*

Wildcat: ...Keep it together, guys!

*Everyone starts laughing*

Wildcat: We're gonna keep doing this until it's not even remotely funny anymore.

We friends but we go together 

This is the type of friendship that blurs all lines to even be considered platonic. All your friends and family are convinced something deeper is going on because of the undeniable connection. Y’all try to play it cool but deep down you both know there’s something there
Stop acting like we just friends. We friends but we go together, now cancel on him and let’s go

put together 

used in the car business. to make something seem more appealing than it really it. a different way of lying.
Fred, this guy wants the Altima, but he said he wants $300 payments... ima use the put together plan and put him in a Versa.
put together by That dude JAE October 17, 2008

kinks together 

Complementary, especially in relation to sexually deviant practices. Also, to relate well to another person.

(Sometimes shortened to just "kinked" or "kinks" with the same usage.)

This notion comes from the definition of kink in the 1670s which was a nautical term meaning a twist in a rope. The idea of kinking together is similar to a knot falling easily into place.
You're a sub and I'm a dom, so that kinks together.

put together 

A slang term used to explain that someone has either been taken advantage of or ripped off or has been made to look foolish.
You paid 150 dollars for a fake Rolex? And you knew it was fake? You just got put together!
put together by erGONOMic May 18, 2008

Put the puzzle together dipshit 

A more dickish way to say "no shit"
Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit