Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.
So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."
So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."
...We went to a place called Everybody’s/
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.
She was long and lean like a green string bean....
--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.
She was long and lean like a green string bean....
--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)
by Nelly Scratch December 17, 2006
Get the Tennessee Toddy mug.On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.
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Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
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In other words,THE DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS MESSAGE!
In other words,THE DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS MESSAGE!
by Tsuzuja March 20, 2004
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You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
by drillvoice September 8, 2005
Get the Toadstool mug.A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.
Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.
Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.
Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
by Simple Clara November 13, 2013
Get the Toad mug.n. defecation after anal play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. The sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. The sound has often been compared to a toad's croak.
1) Doctor: "Jim, it appears your sexual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload."
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
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