Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by August 29, 2021

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 18, 2005

Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//

“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen”

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”

by Jayda Simmons April 07, 2022

Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips

Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck

by Neiskke March 09, 2021

Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.

Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.

by AKattt October 26, 2019

April Simmons

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!

Omg is that April Simmons

by poopyfinger11 October 29, 2019

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022