by Neiskke March 8, 2021
Get the Chandler simmonsmug. A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.
by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023
Get the Neely Ray Simmonsmug. Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
Get the April Simmonsmug. by pbrfekndmlsanjh9vo February 27, 2025
Get the Brick Simmonsmug. Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023
Get the Elias simmonsmug. by James Bine July 16, 2019
Get the Dennis Simmonsmug. A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
Get the Jacob Simmonsmug.