muddy bike tire 

The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS

Muddy bike tire on ur back

muddy bike tire by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014

Light the Tire

to send a signal for help.
Alternative definition- to give up.

This is a term created in recognition of the fact that often people are trapped in the woods and they die because no one ever finds them. Like idiots they simply sit in their car. Rather they should take a tire off their car and light it on fire (using gas from the tank and the car lighter). The plume of black smoke would be seen for 50 miles.

Dude, Light the Tire, that chick wants nothing to do with you.

Light the Tire by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

the tire rometto complex 

its when everyone is wasted at a summer party, and your buddy has his pick of one smoking hot girl that wants to fuck, and one fat girl that wants to fuck. he picks the fat one because she "tricks" him by saying he can put it any where he wants.

"man we were at that awesome party last night, i cant believe he fucked that extremely fat chick!" "yea i know, he must have the tire rometto complex"

the tire rometto complex by shallowthoughtsby AB March 12, 2009

Popped Tire 

When you fart in a girl's face while she's giving you a rim job.

Man 1: Shelia is really into rim jobs so you may get lucky!

Man 2: I just ate Taco Bell so she may be getting a popped tire.

Popped Tire by Dming98 August 30, 2014

Muddy Bicycle Tire 

When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.

you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!

Muddy Bicycle Tire by drewbag January 4, 2013

population: tire 

The population of Strongbad's Strongbadia

Population: Tire

population: tire by Ev July 30, 2003

Virginia Monster Truck Tire 

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

Virginia Monster Truck Tire by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019