tipping the waitress

when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.

** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.

"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*

"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"

"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."

by drstrange September 9, 2008

fly-tipping

An environmental crime whereby the perpetrator engages in the unautorized dumping of waste.

Fly-tipping is now under crack-down in Great Britan.

by JustJen May 13, 2005

tipps

used as an insult when someone is bluntly stating the obvious.

Thanks tipps I already knew that.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

Brown Tipping

Anal Sex, for Gentlemen.

I walked in on Howard brown tipping the woman he met at the tennis match...

by RWalk2316 April 4, 2011

Mud Tipping

A sexual act where one poos in their hand and proceeds to masturbate. Coined by the legendary MisterPee of GloryHole in 2011.

MisterPeePee was getting chaffed from jerking off dry so he decided Mud Tipping

by Fanofthegloryhole May 20, 2011

cow tippin

getting a large group of drunken Sods to tip a cow on its back in the middle of the night.

Hey am pissed lets go cow tippin

by Urban Dictionary February 10, 2005

Tippler

One who is habitually drunk.

The young boy was quite the tippler, often coming home smelling like cheap booze.

by butofcourse5 January 13, 2009