mary timmons

A girl who reads people's minds and is very awkward and insecure. She is very dedicated to whatever she does and is a great friend. People love her smile but she doesn't. She feels incomplete and worthless but isn't. She laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. And he's teased about everything he does. You would want Mary as friend.

Danggg Mary Timmons is really awkward

by My mom is rad January 1, 2014

Kentucky Timeout

(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.

by T3P1D March 29, 2015

titty timeout

Expressing that a female needs to put their tits away.

You better put them shits in titty timeout.

by CallMeBoinky March 29, 2017

Willow Timmons

She loves Aiden Lane

Willow Timmons:I LOVE AIDEN OMG

by joeeee Mammmmmaaaa November 7, 2019

Sista timeout

A time and space that black women gather their collective power of healing and love to help get another sista right. This also extends to men and especially children.

They saw her about to totally crash out but the other women intervened with a sista timeout to see her blessings.

by J dot stay fly February 11, 2024

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022