Tired as a mouse

A daily state of extreme sleepiness in babies and young children following excessive hyperactivity. As exhausted as one would be after a long chase or obstacle course. Content, loving, bleary eyed and peaceful. They love their bed when they're in this state and get so excited when laid down to sleep yawning and satisfied.

You are tired as a mouse

by CHDMD October 22, 2010

Tied up sex

When a girl ties you up during sex. Kinky, and a huge turn-on.

She stood on a chair as she used a silk scarf to tie my wrists to the horizontal rod hanging down from the ceiling. I was tied while standing up and completely naked. She was wearing a black tank top and panties, and her breasts were protruding right in front of my face as she tied me up.

Once she had finished tying me up, she got down from the chair and moved it out the way. She removed her panties and walked right up to me, pressing her breasts against my chest through her tank top and allowing my erect cock to graze her smooth thighs. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but her scarf prevented my tied up hands from moving.

She jumped up to grab the rod with her own hands, and suspended herself before lowering her vagina onto my cock. She wrapped her legs around me after she trapped my cock inside of her. Using the ceiling rod as leverage, she rode herself up and down my cock, causing me to gasp in pleasure. She continued to ride me in this manner for a few minutes.

Finally, she squeezed my lower back with her legs and clamped down on my cock with all the strength that her vaginal muscles could muster. I cried out in pleasure as the pressure exploded through my balls and cock and I came with extreme force inside of her. It was the best tied up sex ever.

by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 3, 2022

tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

by papermachete November 11, 2005

Tired

Tired stands for:

T: torn apart

I: insecure

R: really faking my smile

E: extremely sad

D: drowning in my tears

Nancy: What's wrong?
Joe: Been tired
Nancy: Oh okay, well I hope you have a good day! Gotta go now byeee.
(BITCH can't realize she's hurting a boy by going on countless dates)

by Onmaowndick May 12, 2012

Grap on my tired

Internet message board member "Chinaman" first used this expression to explain grip on his tire... however, the term evolved and now is used to make fun of unsuspecting n00bs that can't speak English properly.

N00b: "I can't wont go"
Member: "Grap on my tired!"

by brucelee May 13, 2005

tired

Due to lack of sleep.Your eyes feel heavy, you don't want to do anything but lay down and go to sleep. You are likely to become tired in a boring classroom or if you are comfortable.

I went to bed at 3 am, and I was so tired the next day.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007