Timo Phelps

A distant cousin of Michael Phelps, Timo Phelps is terrified of the water. He is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the USA Olympic Fencing Alternate Team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. He is currently a pharmacy student. Timo Phelps is also known as Super Pride Man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.

Oh my god, I just met Timo Phelps, he is so much hotter than Michael.

by Captain Thur-Man May 12, 2009

Timothia

The best of the best! Timothia's are usually caring, funny and short. Often, their imaginations are wild. So wild they might write songs about sex ed and stories for their friends! Their hair is usually black and are most often from Asian descent. Did I mention they're good at art? Well, they are.

Man, Timothia really is an all-around great kid!

by GirlDressesLikeAKidForFun November 21, 2011

Timotea

A girl who has all the boys drooling for her and she is so hot that it makes gay people straight. She's popular but she doesn't know it.

Dayum, Timotea is lookin' mighty fine.

by dauntlesstris May 2, 2015

Timon

Timon is the best looking man on earth he is drowning in girls.

Oh did you se timon I'am in love he is so hot.

by Erik hagman December 12, 2016

Timmo

Timmo is a cute,smart,funny,nice guy. If a girl has a crush on Timmo, she's on a good track. Timmos are sensitive but also manly. Timmos are also GREAT in bed.

girl 1: oh my God, Timmo and I fucked the whole night long
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: it was wonderful! Timmo's penis is huge!
girl 2: cool! can I join?

by Timmo_Luke September 15, 2020

Timotei

Timotei is the type of guy which always keeps you in a good mood. You can't be sad around him, because he'll always find a way to make fun of the situation even if it is the worst thing you could ever imagine. Timotei is a loyal friend and a hard working person, who holds on to his objectice, no matter what.

If Timotei was here, he could bring back the smile on our faces. Timotei is my best friend. I have never seen such dedication as Timotei puts into his work.

by TheScrewychewy209 November 23, 2021

Timo Hempel

It's a joke you make with your friends.

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"

by Kami_kazuya August 29, 2022