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Thunderclap God

Damn Thomas Mentzer a Thunderclap God in the bed
by AllahHuAkbar1776 December 12, 2017
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ThunderClap

When you fuck a girls ass and hear your balls slapping against her cunt.
"Stacy came over to my house last night and let me fuck her ass so hard it turned into a ThunderClap"
by ComeCatchTheClap May 10, 2018
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thunderclang

Thunderclang is the best clan in existance. I stand by my opinion.
by ssodium cchloride June 30, 2021
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Thunderclap

A sudden sharp pain
“Wah, you know the past few days ah, I have been waking up in the middle of the night. I went to toilet to shit. Then whenever I shit ah, got this sharp pain in my head. Like thunderclap liddat! I think I going yo report sick.”
by emtforme August 31, 2021
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Thundercat

Stephen Bruner one of the best people to play the bass/guitar.

Thundercat>any artist lol
Thundercat has a kinda weird but excellent music style
by fatherthundercat June 3, 2022
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Thundercunt

The boiling point of all English swears.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.

Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.

Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.

Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.
Noun;
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*

Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”

Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”
by Serbian_Father_Figure August 3, 2023
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ThunderCunt

When you microwave a honeybun for 1 hour the throw it straight into a homeless man
Hey Dave do you want to go out and ThunderCunt homeless people with me
by Shower_Shiter_Duo November 7, 2023
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