Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.

My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.

by Lairn September 29, 2010

taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.

"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(

by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

Thantit

When someone is super funny and talks like a baby in an indian accent.

Adam Apoorva and Pooja & Ankit were soo thantit

by psubs August 21, 2011

Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

by Taint blaster August 12, 2014

Taint louis

A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.

"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."

by Foolhardy Hero November 29, 2015

taint feathers

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017