stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing

devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!

by morrisgillian June 15, 2018

Stage Player

A DJ that stands on a stage in a club, even if they are not booked to play the event.

Promoter to DJ not playing at the event: "Stop hogging the stage, you stage player"

by Fezbiano February 20, 2011

Stage Gay

A really good m/m or f/f trope where two members of a band fake a relationship but end up falling in love with each other and don’t know how to tell the other person because they have both agreed the relationship is purely platonic.

I thought our relationship was stage gay, but I think I’ve fallen in love with them.

by SeesawTheSpy August 8, 2021

The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

group stage

n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.

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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.

Like the Iowa caucuses?

Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

Stage Belly

A big stomach/belly.

When I saw Jonathan, I knew immediately that he had a stage belly.
I had a stage belly after Thanksgiving.

by Bob Orton 123 March 26, 2022

The Joseph Stage

It is a time where after a huge fight or some sort of action that a girl will do with a boyfriend/bestfriend that will ultimately piss him off to the max. In order to forget about the situation and not be stress anymore from the problem, the guy (boyfriend/bestfriend) will do whatever he wants and will act like a jerk, especially to the girl. The girl will be very hurt, but he'll refuse to acknowledge it because he's very angry and hurt by her actions. Soon enough, the guy will miss the girl because he loves her and will start to try to make things up with her.

After embarrassing Joseph, he would do everything in his power to hurt me. After 2 months of not talking and going through The Joseph stage, he came back, telling me he missed me. We made up, happily ever after.

by ilikechicks1111 August 11, 2013