Pronounced Guh-on-zo
Or Gon-zo
The biggest nonce to ever nonce.
Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,
Or Gon-zo
The biggest nonce to ever nonce.
Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,
Dick: DAMN! This guy is such a nonce!
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.
by Gonzo Destroyer July 13, 2022
A Gonzo is the epitome of mental retardation in the form of a stunted and profoundly rotund body mass. Gonzo's typically have convincing personalities and through their adolescence learn how to manipulate people emotionally. A Gonzo thrives on this emotionality in the way an Emotional Vampire does. This eventually fails to work for them as he and his peers age and his behavior begins to speak for itself. The Gonzo's initial approach of manipulation fails to work with his newfound demographic and he must adapt. This is where he comes full form.
An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
Gonzo totally manipulated me, I bought a motor for $700 after HE convinced me to and then he just sat on his fat, goofy ass for 5 months while telling me "I will install that motor tomorrow brotha!" Now everyone know's he's a lying, dumb, piece of shit.
by ItsNeverYourFaultLMAO December 4, 2021
A word used by Breitbart and Fox News supporters on Twitter. Usually it is directed at BLM tweets or blm supporters.
by The Neo Truth April 12, 2017
Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.
Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.
by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022
by Arianna Allen August 18, 2018
adjective
1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!
1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!
So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.
by DuhGlitch May 9, 2022
Gonzo is a person with a huge or large long nose also like from the Muppet babies show gonzo had a long big nose...
Look at this GONZO ass bitch.
Meaning look how big that man or woman's nose is. Aka look at this big nosed bitch
Meaning look how big that man or woman's nose is. Aka look at this big nosed bitch
by Olneyboi March 11, 2018