Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
by yursh22 July 05, 2017
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old man balls

Balls that are combined into one
My taint was fucked by old man balls
by KML19 April 02, 2017
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old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
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old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters
old man bitner is a pussy
by bill brasky April 26, 2005
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Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
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Old man syndrome

Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.
Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.
by Retired Poet April 03, 2018
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old man jenkins

an old guy that has been there all the time

wierd
There is old man jenkins with his jelope
by cool kid03 February 11, 2016
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