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Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass
Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!
by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022
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Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.
Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.
by Topspark127 August 2, 2018
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KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020
by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
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Crump

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"
by grosshopper December 18, 2018
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Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine
I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.
by anonymous January 14, 2024
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