Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass

Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!

by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022

Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.

Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.

by Topspark127 August 2, 2018

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Crump

A spontaneous and violent movement.

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"

by grosshopper December 18, 2018

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.

Ugh my crumps are so bad today I’m on my period

by anonymous January 14, 2024