Dirty Tabetha

When you give your man a blow job while sticking your finger in your own booty hole, then take it out and put it in your man’s mouth.

Gf: I gave my boyfriend a dirty Tabetha last night.

by Angel cakes April 15, 2020

Taber

a laffable gurl who has a sexy booty. flirtatious as she is, she will get shy around hot guys.

Bob: damn! look at that hot girl! she's laffin her ass off!

Dylan: dude... you're right! She must be a taber...

by laxgurl123 March 28, 2009

Tabernacle

Derived from the housing of Christ, but can be used in slang form to ask the condition of one's home life.

Zen: Yosh...
Squid: Yosh...
Zen: Tabernacle?
Squid: Not much, stayed home all day and perfected my 733t s3w1n9 m4ch1n3 5k177z...
Zen: Indeed...

by Zen Kaiser September 8, 2004

Tabel shit

When you take a shit the size of a large table

OMG!!! that is one bug tabel shit!

by ALMFFE April 26, 2010

Thabit

Dumb knob, who sits and gets high off his face recreationally. One that is searching for his princess, but cannot achieve her. Why? Because his personality sucks.

Oh look theres a thabit.

by cattyfatty1 April 23, 2012

ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunate error committed when you have the "quintuple-decker roast beef sandwich shot" up behind your Excel window as your naughty little secret, and one of the MDs comes over and asks you to switch to a different spreadsheet and then you ALT-TAB to the wrong screen by accident...I MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Jared: "omgomgomgomg...i can't believe how much these five chicks love each other...crap, here comes the boss, let's look like i'm working..."

MD: "Jared, can you show me the latest returns file?"

Jared: "Sure..." Alt+Tab"SHIT!@!@$#!)(" ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by elgallopelon October 25, 2005

Thabea

The most beautiful and sweetest girl you can ever imagine. She is packed up with love and wants you to feel loved when ever you are down. When you look in her eyes it's like you are looking at an angel. Her laugh is the most beautiful Sound you could possibly imagine. She is the reason you are smiling without even noicing it and she needs to be protectet when ever she is with you!

"An angel is comming right at us!"

Friend: "Take a close look..."

"Oh, it's the girl of my Dreams, Thabea !"

by Cedricdotzenko November 22, 2021