textual intercourse

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.

by Nathan Goudreau December 15, 2007

Textually assaulted

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.

by Netter76 January 15, 2009

textually active

the mode of conversational intercourse between teenaged boys and girls whose social awkwardness especially predisposes them to texting side-by-side instead of talking face-to-face.

Barbara was concerned that her teenaged daughter was stunting the development of her social skills and verbal capacity by becoming textually active, prematurely.

by psybermel October 9, 2009

textual harrassment

To be constantly text, im'd or msg'd by an unwanted person.

The new girl at work wont stop texting me, she should be arrested for textual harrassment

by andyclio19 January 21, 2009

get textual

To get it on, ie., arouse somebody, via text message (SMS).

Wow, I can get textual too.

I'm horny, let's get textual.

by Johhnoo April 5, 2009

Textual intercourse

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010