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Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022
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TESTICLE TAUNT

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.
Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.
by kinky horse balls December 1, 2021
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Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles
by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016
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Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on
Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!
by dinozavier December 28, 2010
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testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015
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Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).
He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.
by Herovillain December 2, 2010
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Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011
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