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Teriyaki-Tenting

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul
Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting
by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019
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The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self
Dude. My girlfriend gave me The Tuscany Teetickle Special. It hurts so good
by Hoggish & Herecles April 13, 2017
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Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."
by Teste-monial March 2, 2011
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Testicopter

When one swings his testicles in a circular motion similar to a vertical helicopter blade. Usually performed in front of some audience.
Hey John it's a bit windy in here... No bro, that's just the vortex from my Testicopter.
by GetDustin October 28, 2009
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slap-tastic

When someone does something that is either so cool or so dumb that an uncontrollable urge arises and you smack them.
Evan: "Man, I'm going to throw this pudding at the principal."

Mitch: *Slaps Evan*

Joe: "Evan, that was slap-tastically dumb."
by Riverboy April 17, 2006
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Testing...

Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.
Testing... to see if UD will publish this dumb shit. 'Tis just a test. Move along.
by cinimodde October 7, 2018
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Testicular Torsion

testicular torsion
by potatomaster3301 June 2, 2020
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