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Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
by double quotation marks April 26, 2009
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Telecharge

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."
by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003
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tele v

Another word for TV.
aye mang lets watch some tele v.
by RikkyJames April 13, 2009
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tele-pwn

the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned
person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u
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Telecommunigaming

Playing table top role playing games, such as Dungeons and Dragons, through telecommunication.
These games are traditionally played by players in the same room, but as our lives get more hectic, it becomes more difficult to enjoy these games in the traditional setting. So we turn to options like video conferencing, chat rooms, and voice chat servers to get together for a game. In the business world, this is called telecommunication, in the gaming world, this is NOW called telecommunigaming.
by AvidRPGer November 12, 2010
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teleconbect

a method of remote communication with a Jaguar that involves the use of all modes of known technology as well as ethereal methods, including telepathic musical messages from band like Hall & Oates, Fleetwood Mac, and various romantic songs from the rat pack era.

adv (teleconbectedly)
Gotta go teleconbect with that hot ass Jaguar & get my groove on
by Jagui June 24, 2011
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tele-boo

A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.
The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.
by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011
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