Teeny Weeny

It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.

I have a Teeny Weeny

by D0xy August 27, 2020

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

teeny bopper

Teeny boppers are the race of sub humans that have walked the earth as revenge from god for our sins. They sit around in groups of about nine or ten thousand other little fuckers and talk about how much they love their boy friends and the like. They wear pink and tiny mini shorts that are really just slighty too short underwear. They are not the receivers of as much hatred as the emo race, but they are fairly well hated amongst regulars.

Teeny bopper: So, like what do you, like, want me to, like do?
God: Shut the fuck up firstly, and just piss those sinful fuckers off so much so they hate you instead of sinning against me.
Teeny bopper: Yes master.

by fuck off cunt February 27, 2008

Teeny Bopper

Immature girls aged 10-16 with sqeaky voices and stupid fashion sense. Usually travel in packs of other teeny boppers and are seen in mini skirts with tshirts that say "princess" or "i'm hot and you're not". They use the word 'like' at least 6 times in one sentence and pretend they have boyfriends to fit in. Usually flat chested, stupid girls who carry handbags over their shoulders and attend pop outings to try to look cool. Are seen with at least one pink clothing item and dont leave the house without their mobiles. People outside the teeny bopper bracket think they are the most annoying beings on earth.

"omg check out those stupid girls over there. That one's like 10 and she's saying 'like' 300 times on her mobile"
"yeah they're the new generation of teeny boppers."

by Sienna Louise July 20, 2009

Teely

That girl that everyone is jealous of. Known to party too hard, let her hormones get the best of her, and drive inappropriate coloured vehicles. Most Teely's are stellar to the max.

"Did you see Teely's rainbowed vest today? No? What about the leggings?"

"She's pregnant? She must have done a Teely..."

by doodlepants April 9, 2008

teeny poon

illegal teenage jailbait poontang

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

teeny tiny

Extremely tiny in size. Nothing is smaller , EVER.

Teeny Tiny Tina was Toying with her Teeny Tiny Teen Titties, when a Teeny Tiny Teen Turtle Testified that her Teeny Tiny Teen Titties would Terrififically Turn even Teeny Tinier.

by Teenie Tiny February 11, 2017