Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

by nickh959 September 5, 2009

Score and Slip technique

After the male's semen is in either vagina/butthole, you sqeeze the sides together so that the semen seals up the vagina or butthole. Hold until semen is dryed up, this will end up sticking to eachother shut.

i used the score and slip technique on my grandma today

by Da 808 Skater April 30, 2010

Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.

Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.

by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018

Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Grapefruit Technique

Its where you cut a hole in a grapefruit and sell it on EBay for 25$

"The grapefruit technique is amazing!"

by LittleShitIsMyCat November 18, 2018

grapefruit technique

a way to successfully study for a final exam utilizing the prominent citrus scent of the grapefruit

"Yo I'm so gonna pass this test because I used the grapefruit technique!"

by zepurplepanda January 9, 2017

technique

An abridged version of cellphone on wallet technique where you put the cellphone on top of a wallet for convenience because it can be taken with one easy swoop. A negative of this technique is that you put all of your eggs in one basket in case it is stolen. Some prefer to keep their cellphone and wallet far away from each other in case one is stolen, the other remains in tact.

(1) That's an amazing technique.
(2) Where's your technique?
(3) Pass me my technique.

by Momo Fetter January 14, 2008