techies

I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.

0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!

by [mygot]techie August 21, 2004

techhead

A person that is into techno/trance/club music.

Paul: hey John what music do you like, I like hip hop and rap.
John: sup, I like techno, i'm the biggest techhead you'll know.

by khaos2027 April 21, 2008

techzecutive

A tech field worker that feels they are too good to do the dirty parts of technical work. Wanting to sit in front of a computer or tell others what to do instead of doing the work themselves.

He'll never pull another cable, he thinks he's a techzecutive.

by A/V Davey September 11, 2005

Technecsity

A need for technology in every day life.

My cell phone is a Technecsity for contacting my friends.

Tech-ness-ity

by Skyler Schmitt October 15, 2007

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

techdependant

When a person all the time relies on other people instead of reading the manual or help section to help figure out a tech device.

This is the forth time this week. You have to stop being so techdependant. The power button is on the front of the device, yes, remember, push it in with your finger, then release.

My phone has a camera and a Bluetooth and I can get email and listen to music, I just wanted a cell phone. Not to be so techdependant but could you show me how to use all those?

by When a line is not a line. August 19, 2009

techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010