teabag

Performing a dunk during a basketball game within close proximity of a defender such that near the apex of your jump you are able to spread your legs and place your scrotum near or on the defender's face.

EX1. Damn that dunk was nasty; fool got teabagged!
EX2. For Shawn Bradley to be so huge he sure gets teabagged alot!
EX3. Yao needs to get a mean streak and stop letting smaller players teabag him.

by 0xfefe July 3, 2005

teabag

A little bag that contains tea that will soon turn into some delicious liquid. Definitely not something sexual. Stay holy kids

Hand me a teabag, I’m sick.

by anasp!! February 3, 2020

teabag

After killing your enemy you violently couch in their face and bend up and down.

I killed a guy and teabaged him.

by matchbox May 12, 2014

Teabag

Is someone wants to have sex or fuck

Emma: omg me and billy teabaged last night

Guy that has a crush on her: uhh me and uh the uhhh teacher teabaged!!!!

by Ambie bambie August 10, 2019

teabag

the act of masturbating whilst taking a dump. the two must be done simultaneously

aamir's toilet smelt bad after he did a teabag

by sha333 May 23, 2010

Teabagging

What all the moronic Lib-stains who have posted here wish Barry The Community Organizer would do to them and their mothers (if they could coax herout from under the porch). That's assuming that Barry even has any balls . . .

Oh gracious good Gawd thank you so much for taking time out of your day to honor me by teabagging me and letting me lick your crack. When will you give me a job as your Press Secretary because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

by You're A$$HOL3$!!! April 16, 2009

teabag

Verb - the act of slapping some unfortunate soul around the face with one's balls, hopefully resulting in an incomparable shriek of horror from the victim.

That's it, you're in for a teabaggin' now, mum!

or

Do you like teabags? You do? Excellent...

by JRussellH May 22, 2006