TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome

the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.
Bob:"Hey Todd, how's it going"

Todd: "Not so good, I have a huge presentation today and I have a serious case of TBS,I'm so nervous."

Bob: "Ya you are walking pretty funny right now, but your ass needs space boots, cause it's out of this world."

Bob: "Wait, what's TBS?"

Todd: TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome.

Bob: "Oh ya, that happens to me all the time, actually it's happening right now, give it a feel.
by canadiangirl237 November 15, 2011
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tiny bitch syndrome (TBS)

It's a major problem across the world, or is proven that the shorter a female is the more vindictive manipulating and Bitchey she is .
Mom walks in the room (short) girl screams gets out then later gets mom to get her what ever she wants then complains after. TBS example or tiny bitch syndrome (TBS)
by kayst May 04, 2015
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Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS)

When your balls are stinky/toxic/poisonous. The signs are: your balls turn a faint orange color, you urinate pools of toxic waste, you notice a slight change in temperature, it burns your eyes when you look at them, you cough like a baboon, and you may have strange cravings(like pickles and ice cream). You can get this from eating grapefruit.
He had Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS) so bad, it burnt my eyes, so I had to stop giving him a blow job. /:
by heather.and.alyssa September 20, 2009
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Dirty Tb

The Dirty Tb is the sexual act of ordering a durum with extra chili. As the worker looks at you in disbelief, you immediatly whip your 10 foot punisher and tell the kebabman "i like it creamy", whereafter you begin ferociously fucking the durum in the shop. After you're done with the durum, you ask the kebabman if he would like a round of the Dirty Tb, he looks at you confused and tell you to come to the back. Here you start giving the kebabman wha the deserves, and start putting all the chilli right up his kebabman-hole.
Guy 1: "I want to open a kebabshop, but i'm afraid of getting hit by the dirty Tb"
Guy 2: "I wouldn't worry about it bro, it's kinda nice tbh"
by TobberSlobber February 15, 2022
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TB Whammy

When you get basically nothing in your Taco Bell food because they don’t pay attention to portions
Man they really pulled a TB Whammy on my ass back there! 5 dollars for some bread and a pinch of lettuce?
by OnBldOnCrp May 20, 2019
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TBS

Text Back Slow. Usually if you text someone and they take a while to text back they’ll say tbs
“Hey”
“Hi”

Wyd
*3 hours later*
Tbs, but nothing”
by Heeheet March 25, 2018
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