Task Group 50

A group of people in USM who aren't tough... They act better than their superior original, TG38, but they fail to realize that quantity doesn't matter compared to the quality and activity of TG38.

Frank: Hey, should I join Task Group 50?
Gurt: Yeah.
Xunt: Nah, don't listen to Gurt. Task Group 50 is chopped ahh.

by Stard0ge August 28, 2025

Wikaphase Task Force

idk fr lol

lil peep said “wikaphase task force” and i was lost for words

by fuckoffrip January 27, 2022

Semi-tasking

To do multiple tasks at once, not really putting in much concentration nor effort.

I had so much to do yesterday that I was only semi-tasking most of it, so I basically got nothing done.

by Shortimous April 21, 2018

Equi-task

To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.

"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."

"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."

by OwenF August 7, 2014

Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

Task Switching

When your supervisor or manager asks you to complete a task and you put the task/duty onto another coworker while on shift.

Last night at work my manager asked me to do something during my shift. I found my nearest coworker and gave the task that I didn't want to do to them. Task Switching is really difficult to pull off since it must be consensual for the employee receiving your assigned task.

by calinelly July 12, 2021

Tri-tasking

Showering/pooping while drinking a beer and simultaneously bopping the bishop "masturbating".

Tom was short on time so he decided to go tri-tasking.

by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010