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Touch of the tard

An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.
“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”
by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018
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taradiddle

To get an honest answer from Crazy Bob, one must be prepared to listen to his usual taradiddle before getting to the truth.
by Tara Joy May 17, 2006
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tardbar

Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.
Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.
by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004
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ag-tard

Derogatory hick-synonym signified by the ignorant ideals they hold.

A hick is defined by their refusal to wear anything that isn't farm-equipment exclusive (IE Carhartt, Caterpillar, John Deere), their communicative skills being saturated with southern colloquialisms and errors, their wholesome Protestant upbringings, their diesel-powered pick-up trucks, their questionable addiction to chewing tabacco, their strictly right-wing political views, and/or their insatiable obsession with anything society deems white-trash (Nascar, Sarah Palin, Wal-mart, etc).
Hicks are still functional members of society and aren't necessarily bad people until they slip into the realm of ag-tard.
Hicks become ag-tards when their moral compass points them due-south toward straight-up ignorance. The distinguishing trait, therefore, is extreme idealogical intolerance. Ag-tards are typically riddled with a mixture of extreme racism, sexism, ethnocentrism, oblivious dogmatism, homophobia, xenophobia, or all of the above.
Jed: woooo doggy, nothin' sure makes me madder than spics, niggers, faggots, kikes, chinks, and liberals! I wish they'd all just do us'll a favor and catch the AIDS already! (insert uproarious, twangy laughter)

Jane: Could you be any more ag-tarded?! Die.
by Beeranden September 12, 2011
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drunk-tard

Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.
Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.
by J. Keenan December 16, 2008
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taedra

The most beautiful and caring person in the world. No one can do better than her. She adds joy to the people that are close to her.
Taedra is more beautiful than the stars.
by coolioholmes November 3, 2014
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Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
by Mann Jr October 31, 2007
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