tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

Dank-topolis

A state\place filled with happiness.

Yo, andy.

Your moms kitchen is dank-topolis.

by CnClear January 18, 2011

tacolip

(noun) pussy lip(s).
(plural) tacolips.

Hola chica, can I have your tacolips for dinner ?

by elitist February 26, 2004

Tadpole

A one-nutted penis.

Check out Dustin's tadpole. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by Smokey D November 22, 2003

Tapolicous

Someone who is hot that every guy or girl wants to have sex with. Includes features that every sexual partner is looking for.

Guy example- "Dang that blonde chick over there is tapolicous"
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Girl example- "Hey check out the guy, he looks very tapolicous"

by tonybigmac7 October 24, 2009

tapblind

Become totally focused on getting in the tapzone, to the extent one can not see what is going on around them

"Simon was completely tapblind - all he wanted to do was score with that girl".

"Now that Simon is seeing that chubby girl - he's tapblind to his friends."

by Dykester October 28, 2006

tadpoleing

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you

My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.

by Shug1 December 24, 2008