talibanter

Banter that relates to the activities of Al-Qaeda, or more significantly the late Osama Bin-Laden.

You: Hey dude, what's the similarity between Kate Middleton and Osama Bin-Laden?

Someone: I dunno..

You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.

Someone: Talibanter!!

by Brett Longshaft May 30, 2011

Dirty Taliban

When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'

Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

taliban

to defile a toilet to a point of, a haz mat team showing up in your bathroon with police line tape , while hearing them mumble under their gas mask " this is the worst thing I have witnessed since 9 -11 on CNN.

While eating a diaper full of indian food last night I immeditaly had to taliban the restroom.

by carole and RIch October 18, 2007

The Taliban

The act of deficating on your parnters face while having sex and smiring it around then throwing recycled pubic hairs on the face of whom you smired the feces on thus representing a middle eastern man. WORKS BEST WHEN X-LAX IS INVOLVED.

I totally pulled the taliban on that girl last night.

by scrillanftk April 27, 2009

talibah

A soda and sugar addict she is shy but a super sex freak and will pop you a boner fast

Wow that girl right there is a talibah big time

by quakalaka March 8, 2011

urban taliban

Predominently male early teens to early 20's who terrorize the inner city. Gangbangers, thugs and "wannabe's". transends race and class as even upper class suburban white teenage males aspire to be urban taliban. Fashion consists of baseball hats with the size and/or price tag attached, shorts and pants hung low so as to provide the apprpriate plumber look. One or more oversized t-shirts worn at once to provide the menecing look of having a concealed weapon. Vocabulary will often times be splattered with the "N" word, YO, dawwwg and bitch. Accompanying music contains much the same as the vocabulary.

My brother and I were walking to the train station when a group of urban taliban approached forcing us to make sure we held firmly onto our wallets and to check on our valuables after they had passed.

by GeorgeMclovin October 23, 2007

talana

meaning to have extremly large boobs

my talanas are so big that it hurts my back to carry them

by hahaha July 20, 2006