Taff

A slang arab word, usually used by university students to reject a certain idea or event. Needs some practice until it can be used in context, and will someday hopefully spread to Canada.

Hey man, lets taff this joint.

*guy 1 puts on tv show, guy 2 finds it boring* Guy 2 says taff man taff.

Guy 1: Man come on, we've got class in 5 minutes!
Guy 2: Who cares man! taff!!!

by Think Tank July 18, 2006

Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004

Taaffe juice

A sports drink derived from the sweat of Taaffes and more (also infused with nitrous) that dramatically increases your performance in rowing.....side effects are gangly limb syndrome and Taaffe rage

i took my Taaffe juice today before i won the race

by hamburgerhelperman24 September 25, 2010

taffy pull

a quick tug of the sack skin. could be used as an offensive move by one of your buddies, or possibly a hot thing your skeeza does to you. its up to the victim/lucky guy. it must be accompanied by a long "whooooooo" sound as the tug is being completed.

"are you hungry man? i am, we should go for a........TAFFY PULL!!!!"(pulls sack)

by brody May 13, 2005

Taffy

A male who attracts a lot of women even just by walking down the street. He will have sex with them all and they will want him even more.

Damn look at that Taffy over there- he's looking FIIIIINE!

by Monkeyman0067 March 15, 2016

laffy taffy

a bitch's pussy lips when she is wet

lakesha's laffy taffy was so sweet

by shalom mother fucker July 26, 2008

Taffy Dick

a very small penis,almost resembles a vanilla flavored tootsie roll.this syndrome is also known as the john jastzrebski disease. another slang word for it is
"T-dick" or "john dong"

"damn look at that taffy dick"

"john how can herpes fit on your T-dick"

""i cant believe driscoll was able to ffind your john dong"

by steve February 18, 2004