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Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023
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Taffy Neck

Fat persons gobbler connected to the chin. Most commonly results in mouth breathing.
Goddamn that’s a big Taffy Neck!”
by FuzziLilManPeach December 8, 2021
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Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head
by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019
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West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”
Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.
by Gbach13 February 28, 2020
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graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII
Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out
by Black lives matter July 7, 2019
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taffy twink

(among gay men) a gay or bisexual young man with a slim, but extremely tall, build. The term refers to if a twink was stretched in a taffy puller, and became very tall
Yeah, but his type is definitely taffy twinks. Not short guys
by Jendingo July 3, 2023
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taffy

"The guy gets taffy whenever you mention the President"
by on spar February 12, 2023
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