Evolution of the word "news". Once "news" was about global events and noteworthy happenings. Now, "news" broadcasts are related to a crazy person's tweets and seeing which celebrity that he's fighting with now.
1: I was watching Trump TV the other day and heard Madonna making some ridiculous statements about blowing up the Whiskey Hotel.
2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .
2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .
by 500lbs ice cream enthusiast January 28, 2017
a shitty ass excuse for a TV show.
something people with no lives talk about durring social times.
FAKE.
something people with no lives talk about durring social times.
FAKE.
Girl: Oh My God did you see the new real world it was so dramatic and good. that josh is such a hottie
Me: are you fucking kidding me bitch make me a sandwich and film it we'll send it into mtv because that is as interesting as that bullshit. fuck you. fuck reality tv. get a life.
Me: are you fucking kidding me bitch make me a sandwich and film it we'll send it into mtv because that is as interesting as that bullshit. fuck you. fuck reality tv. get a life.
by DoUNoTylrDurden April 11, 2005
Urban Dictionary, but better
by Backwards Toilet Paper October 30, 2021
A special Digital Cable/Satalite channel. It is a spinoff of the channel Nickelodeon and only shows nicktoons. It is also home to many great canncled shows that used to be on nick.
Rock's Modern Life is on Nicktoons TV.
by Sam September 26, 2003
An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.
by Etch July 16, 2006
Tv Licensing is an outdated tax,collected by law and bullying from the BBC.The BBC love the tax, because it means they can write large cheques for their employees.The Licence tax is collected by a company called Capita.They employ guys who find it hard to get a job anywhere else.Capita employees have no rights when they visit your house,so you can just slam the door in their face.The current tax is £131.50,but you will find that a lot of people don't pay this,despite the threatening letters and wasted visits.
A Tv Licence is required if you recieve live broadcasts from within the UK.
This is hard to prove.
What electrical appliances you have in your home,is for you to know,and everybody else to guess. If you live to 75,you will then get a free Tv Licence. (if you live that long).
This is hard to prove.
What electrical appliances you have in your home,is for you to know,and everybody else to guess. If you live to 75,you will then get a free Tv Licence. (if you live that long).
by Swissguard September 18, 2006
A new wave of network and sometimes cable television that features "ordinary" people, and is supposedly unscripted; often competitive with motives to win monetary prizes; notorious for being a waste of time yet addicting to many.
by Strokes fan February 02, 2004