suicide king

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen

Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.

The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.

"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"

by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004

Suicide

Suicide is not a joke AT ALL many people mock it and say "emo depressed fags" only commit suicide This got me pissed off to the max I had a bestfriend who I spent my whole life with ended her life...only god knows why...people who consider suicide or commit suicide do it because they most likely are in a living hell in which they can not anymore im not suicidal or even defending suicide all im saying is people should not mock suicide because it really does happen people dont threaten to commit suicide for attention or because there "fake" they do it because somebody or something was ruining there life...how fucking bad would you feel if you made fun or mocked a person threating to commit suicide ended up dead...youd feel like a scumbag...Moral of the story suicides real not just a thing people threaten to do for attention

Cathy commited suicide i had made fun of her because i thought she was seeking attention ill never be the same

by msxklacs ckvkjsd viddsvdskvods June 29, 2011

Suicide Burger

another name for Burger King's famous Quad Stacker burger. possibly the greatest burger known to man, but also the most unhealthy and dangerous. 4 meat patties, with 4 slices of cheese, strips of bacon strewn throughout, and some kind of sauce no one knows about. you'll probably die of a heart attack if you eat too many in a short amount of time.

last week, i walked down to BK and ordered a Suicide Burger.

by Krylancelo October 3, 2007

suicide

Suicide is the act of a person killing their self. Many people say that suicide is selfish and the "coward's way out". That is pure bullshit. If it really was the easy way out, then everybody would be doing it. What is just as cowardly is living a life you hate just because you don't wanna die. Even if someone is killing themselves, they will never know what is on the other side until they pull the trigger. Eternal damnation? A never ending void? They will never know. That makes suicide a pretty brave thing to do in my opinion. And suicide is NOT selfish. It is selfish of the person that doesn't want someone to commit suicide, but instead have them keep on living and feeling like shit for their own comfort and amusement. Suicide is a choice, and people should not be judged if they get sick of life and want to throw themself off a building.

The people that spew the same "suicide is the permanent answer to a temporary problem" bullshit are the people that don't know what it's like to be depressed. And to the people who call others that commit suicide "cowards": Let's see you try to shoot or hang yourself. Do YOU have the balls to do it?

Please consider someone's feelings before you judge them. Suicide is a completely personal decision. It is NOT a joke.

by Marco K. June 20, 2010

internet suicide

When someone in a forum, newsgroup, etc. says they are leaving (sometimes "and never coming back"), but actually wants to see how people react to their leaving. Usually as the result of drama

joejoe monkey: I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving the forum. I'm tired of being harassed and the mods won't do anything about it.

kikiquan: Internet suicide. He logged on under a different name with the same ISP

by Shawnyshawn January 4, 2009

suicide

People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.

Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

Suicide Swoop

Another, more entertaining term for the "Emo Swoop". When one's hair is parted off to the side, covering one eye with hair in a 'swooping' manner, sometimes this 'swoop' is dyed colorfully while the rest of the hair is dyed black.
The term 'Suicide Swoop' comes from the fact that emo kids are often "suicidial" (being an attention whore). Thus, a perfect way to put an emo kid with a swoop down.

Guy 1: "What the fuck is that suppost to be?"
Guy 2: "A suicide swoop."
Guy 1: "You mean an emo swoop?"
Guy 2: "Same fucking thing"

by Schmokel March 27, 2007