When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015
Get the Rusty Submarinemug. by Nolangiard777 August 17, 2017
Get the submarine strokemug. by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020
Get the Kevin's Submarinemug. The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.
"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"
"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."
"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."
by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013
Get the Turkish Submarinemug. Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."
"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
by TTZman October 6, 2015
Get the Submarine parentmug. The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up
by Munkiee September 12, 2013
Get the midnight submarinemug. 